Lauren and Isaac picked up Anton LaVey’s 1969 tome The Satanic Bible at a local thrift store and were definitely disappointed. These Satanists don’t even believe in Satan! Come for the libertarian sex orgies, stay for the teen angst-worthy poetry, we guess.
This time around, Lauren and Isaac read Greg Sestero’s The Disaster Artist, a book about making a movie that is now also a movie. We share our favorite Tommy Wiseau anecdotes and Lauren is maybe recording from inside a small, echo-y cave. Stick around at the end when we spend several minutes discussing what it would be like to have a Satan as a landlord.
Lauren and Isaac really lay bare their relationship while examining John Gray, PhD’s 1992 classic “Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.” Is it mostly just reading aloud offensive, gender essential BS? Maybe! But you’ll also learn more than you’ve ever wanted to know about the elusive Advice Bats.
At last! Lauren and Isaac are back, sipping tea (actual tea), and trying to figure out what is even happening here. We attempt to cover Mikhail Bulgakov’s twentieth century satirical(?) Stalin-era novel about the devil, a giant talking cat, Pontius Pilate, and a bunch of other people we didn’t care about, but who have names that are fun to say.
Lauren and Isaac read Tom Clancy’s “action” “thriller” “classic” Patriot Games this time. It’s 500 pages of ’80s sexist nonsense with lots of details about how different guns work. PLUS–terrorists! (white ones, mostly)
Lauren says, “Fuck you, Jack Ryan.”
Isaac says, “Yes, you can write a novel with your dick.”
PLUS PLUS–the premiere of our long-awaited theme song!