Episode 12- Patriot Games

PatriotGamesLauren and Isaac read Tom Clancy’s “action” “thriller” “classic” Patriot Games this time. It’s 500 pages of ’80s sexist nonsense with lots of details about how different guns work. PLUS–terrorists! (white ones, mostly)

Lauren says, “Fuck you, Jack Ryan.”

Isaac says, “Yes, you can write a novel with your dick.”

PLUS PLUS–the premiere of our long-awaited theme song!